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Movie Quotes - S
Last Updated 29 May 2001
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- Sabrina
- Scent of a Woman
- -Remember, when you in doubt - fuck
- Scream
- -Sid, don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create
psychos. Movies just make psychos more creative.
- -When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts? I wanna see Jamie
Lee's breasts.
- -Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds
overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that
as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!
- -Sydney, how does it feel to be almost brutally
butchered? How does it feel? People have a right to know!
- -Billy and his penis don't deserve you.
- -If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do
you know what that would do for my book sales?
- -Who am I? The beer wench?
- -If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath--
would you be standing in the horror section?
- -It's called subtlety, Stu. You should look it up
sometime.
- -Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think
Sydney would go out with me?
- -Oh please don't kill me Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the
sequel!
- -I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you
covered, girl.
- -I wish I could be a Meg Ryan movie. Or at least a good
porno.
- -I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin!
- -What's the point they're all the same, some stupid
killer stalking some big breasted girl who can't act and
is always running up the stairs when she should be
running out the front door, it's insulting.
- -It's the millennium, motives are incidental.
- -There's always some stupid bullsh*t reason to kill your
girlfriend.
- -My mom and dad are going to be so mad at me!
- -Bam! B*tch went down!!!
- Seven
- -Wanting people to listen- You can't just tap them on the
shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a
sledgehammer. And then you'll notice you have their
strict attention.
- Sex, Lies, and Videotape
- -Men learn to love the person they're attracted to, and
women become more attracted to the person they love.
- Shawshank Redemption
- -Red, I do beleive you're talking out of your *ss. (Submitted
by
- -Time continued to pass- the oldest trick in the world,
and maybe the only one that really is magic.
- -I have to remind myself that some birds weren't meant to
be caged. Their feathers are just to bright. And when
they fly away, the part of you that knew it was a sin to
lock them up does rejoice. But your world is just that
much colder and emptier that they're gone. I don't
know... maybe I just miss my friend.
- -Hope is a good thing... and no good thing ever dies
- -Andy Dufrane... who crawled through a river of sh*t and
came out clean on the other end
- -Either get busy living, or get busy dying.
- Sixteen Candles
- -Is your dad a big man, Jake?
- -The Donger is here five hours and he's got somebody.. I
live here my entire life and I'm like a disease.
- So I Married An Axe Murder
- -Float away, you fairy!
- -(talking about his son's big head) Well that was enough said wasn't it...he'll be crying
himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow.
- -She was a thief, you've got to believe me. She stole my
heart and my cat.
- -I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare
- -We've got wee, not so wee, and frickin' huge!
- -I know everyone always says sense of humour, but I really have to go with breast size.
- Spaceballs
- -I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
- -She's gone from suck to blow!
- -I see your schwartz is bigger than mine.
- -And now you will see that evil will always triumph over good, because good
is dumb.
- -May the schwartz be with you!
- -They've gone plaid!!
- -The name's Barf. I'm a mog, half man half dog. I'm my
own bestfriend
- Spies Like Us
- -I was probing to determine skeletal girth and muscle
tone. It's a new technique. We mock what we don't
understand.
- -As Jean-Paul Sarte once said, How do you spell Sarte?
- -This is my sister. You can all have her. I hear she's
very good
- Star Wars
- -Get this big walking carpet out of my way!
- -Watch it kid, or you'll be floating home
- -We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.
- -Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight
glob of grease!
- -Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm
beginning to like her.
- -Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care what you
smell!
- -That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of
their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do
that.
- -I really have a bad feeling about this
- -It's the truth. From a certain point of view.
- -A bunch of hokey religons and ancient weapons ain't no
match for a good blaster at your side kid.
- -Who is the more foolish, the fool or the fool who
follows him?
- -Laugh it up, fuzzball.
- Steel Magnolias
- -I'd rather have a moment of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special
- Superman
- -Nobody's pefect. Well, almost nobody.
- -You've got me. Who's got you?
- Swimming With Sharks
- -And as far as the blond... don't you think she's a
little young? Even for you?
- -Alright, fine, I gave you a chance. I'm tired of this
bullshit. I'm calling the cops and you are going to jail,
end of story, have a nice life.
- -I want you to think and remember every insult, every
offense, everything that you have ever taken away from
me. Think to yourself. It's pay back time.
- -Piece of advice. Lose the smile, it makes you look like
a schmuck.
- -All of Buddy's assistants have gone on to bigger and
better things. One is running the Sony Channel. Another
has produced all the Macaulay Culkin action pictures.
It's a good lineage, a legacy.
- -What Equal contains is not my concern. I don't care if
it has fucking fairy dust in it.
- -Look, I know this is your first day and you don't really
know how things work around here, so I'll tell you. You.
Have. No. Brain. No judgement calls are necessary. What
you think means nothing. What you feel means... nothing.
You are here for me. You are here to protect my interests
and to serve my needs. So, while it may look like a
little thing to you, if I ask for a packet of
Sweet-N-Low... that's what I want. And it's your
responsibility to see that I get what I want. Am I clear?
- -Rex, ha, what a name, it belongs to a mutt. So if
dog-boy here can get a job you're going to be just fine
- -Punching below the belt is not only alright, it's
rewarded.
- -Try and follow me because I'm going to be moving in a
circular motion so if you pay attention there will be a
point.
- -If you were in my toilet I wouldn't flush you. The mat
in my bathroom means more than you.
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