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organized by alphabetical movie title :)
Get Shorty
-You think we watch any of your movies, Harry? I've seen better film on teeth.
-I'm the guy who's telling you the way it is.
-So let me get this straight. You broke in again to apologize for breaking in yesterday?
-I'll find you, Leo. You leave a trail like a f*cking caterpillar.
-Well, aren't you gonna offer me whatever it is you taste like?
-"I'll think about it" means nothing in L.A..
-The point is this: When I say "jump", you say "OK", okay?
-Well, I was scared then, but I'm not scared now. How long do you want me to be scared?
-I'm not going to say anymore than I have to, if that.
-I once asked this literary agent what writing paid the best, and he said, "ransom notes."
-This guy's got a pink toilet!

Ghost
-Ahh what I wouldn't give for a drag! Just one drag
-No, you relax, you're the dead guy!
-Ditto (Submitted by
Ghostbusters
-I love this plan. I'm excited to be a part of it!
-Dogs and cats, living together. Mass hysteria.
-Ray, when someone asks, 'are you a God?' you say yes!
-You said crossing the streams is bad.
-Yes, it's true. This man has no d*ck.

The Godfather
-Leave the gun, take the canoles.
-I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
-Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
-I'm with you now, pop
-Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains -- or his signature -- would be on the contract.
-I believe in America.
Goodfellas
-The way I see it, everyone takes a beating sometime.
-Go get your shinebox!
-As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster. (submitted by
-You still here?i thought i told you to go f*** your mother. (submitted by
-I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?...Funny how? How am I funny?
-When I heard all the noise, I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If it had been a wiseguy, I wouldn't have heard a thing, I would have been dead.